Hindi Adults Jokes

Hindi Adults Jokes

Source:- Google.com.pk

LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog 

In partnership with MANFORCE condoms a

nd UNWANTED-72

The new punch line:- 

Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

       Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me 

kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru 

kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, 

Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya &

 jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

     Girl: condoms Dena..

Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e

Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, 

taki tere jaisa dusra 

CHUTIYA paida na kare....

     Fauji's wife daily sends her 

nude photo with both legs wide open ...

"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"

Fauji: Wo to theek hai, 

par photo kaun kheench raha hai??

 Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, 

just like at the dinner table ...

Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: 

Honey, would you pass the boobs please??

       Husband is praying before going to bed ...

Wife: What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance.

Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!

  Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,

aap ek baar try karo na!"

Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."

Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-

"kar nahi paaunga"

Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

       Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?

Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.

Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

     GHOR KALYUG:

Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain !

Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?

Boy :Bilkul nahi !

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Girl :To phir rehne de kameene :)

Lady-Dr.mere pati mujhse Romance nahi

karte..

Dr-ye lo 30 goliyan, 1goli roj khilana.

Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat romance

kiya..

Agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob jor

se romance kiya..

Teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal

ke pila di..

3 din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete se uski maa

ka haal poocha tho beta bola-

Maa mar gayi,

Chachi&mausi hospital me hain,

Kaam wali bhag gayi,

Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case

thok diya hai,

Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai,

Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,

Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy

ke pichhe bhag rahe hain………

Ladka ladki ko pataa ke car

mein jungle le gaya.

Ladke ne

sex karna shuru kiya toh

ladki boli:

"Mein bataana bhool gayi ki

mein Prostitute hun aur ek

baar ke 500 leti hun." Ladke ne majboori mein paise

diye aur thoka. Thokne ke

baad ladka cigarette peene

laga.

Ladki- chalo na wapas nahi

jaana kya?

"Ladka-Mein bataana bhool

gaya tha ki mein Taxi Driver

hun aur yaha se shahar ke 800 leta hun."

Moral-thokne se pahle bhale

boys lund se sochte hain par thokne k baad dimaag se hi

kaam lete hain..!!

Ladka ladki ko pataa ke car

mein jungle le gaya.

Ladke ne

sex karna shuru kiya toh

ladki boli:

"Mein bataana bhool gayi ki

mein Prostitute hun aur ek

baar ke 500 leti hun." Ladke ne majboori mein paise

diye aur thoka. Thokne ke

baad ladka cigarette peene

laga.

Ladki- chalo na wapas nahi

jaana kya?

"Ladka-Mein bataana bhool

gaya tha ki mein Taxi Driver

hun aur yaha se shahar ke 800 leta hun."

Moral-thokne se pahle bhale

boys lund se sochte hain par thokne k baad dimaag se hi

kaam lete hain..!!

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