Hindi Sms Jokes

Hindi Sms Jokes

Source:- Google.com.pk

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".

Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:

"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".

Govt. Office Zindabaad"..

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do

Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do

Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to

Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,

Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,

Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,

Qki..

Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.

B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq-

Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,

hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,

Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,

tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?

Give her a beautiful dress.

nice jewelery.

costly cosmetics.

Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....

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Dhappa...:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?

Yam-Kar Lo.

OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?

Yam-Kuch nahi.

OSAMA-Q?

Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?

PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H

SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H

Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..

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"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."

@@Gud NIGHT@@

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?

Stupid will delete this joke.

Idiot will forward this joke.

Ha ha,what will you do now?

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse

ham a seh nahi payenge

Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki

aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the

1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya

ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.

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kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Love is life

~= SMS OF THE DAY =~

3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai

1- Aulaad Budhape me

2- Dost Musibat me Aur

3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K

Stamp

Tickets Ko KISS

Krti Hu

Unhe Apke

LipS Ne Chhua

Hoga

Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe

Apne Kutte Ki

Naak Se Gila Kr K

Chipkata Tha

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Ghoor kya rahe ho

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SMS ka accident ho gaya hai..

Soul1: How did u die?

Soul2: Due 2 cold U?

S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,

found none, felt guilty & suicided 

S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..

Spiritual thought for d day-

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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..

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Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying... 

HEAVEN on Earth.

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..

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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!

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-Be Lazy,

Think Crazy!

Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year?

Kid: 12

Teacher: Hw did u knw?

Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!

DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika

Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

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6 roses 4 U

1 4 health

1 4 wealth

1 4 hapines

1 4 frndshp

or baki 2

Kaan pe laga lena

Mast lagoge

@('.')@

-<( )>

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Are wah!Kya dikhte ho

Who is the most lucky man of this week.?

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Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....

Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail

enjoy man..!!

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?

JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?

CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H

Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?

Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ?? 

Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?

BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.

GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.

BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-

Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

Thandi hai chai garam kar ló,

is pathar dil kó thora naram kar ló..

aapke hóte hue mera inbóx khali hai,

jyada nhi to thóri c sharam kar Ló.

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai 

Hath pair tute muh se khun aya hai 

Hospital pauhnche to nurso ne farmaya 

‘baharo phool barsao kisi ka mehbub aaya he

Teri dosti apun ko itni pasand hai jese

Ullu ko raat

Dentist ko daant,

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Gadhe ko laat

Raja ko taj.

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Kutte ko haddi

Or

Nangay ko chaddi.

Mohabbat na rhe

To wafa kon karega...

Pyar na rhe

To pyar kon karega...

Khuda salamat rkhe mujhko.

Wrna...

Tum kanjooso ko itne ache sms kaun karega.

Aap aap he

Hum hum he

Pyaz nahi kati fir b ankhe num h

Supply kam hone se

Golgappe me aaloo kam hai

Is se bakwas sms bhejo agar aap me dum hai

Dhire dhire apna bana gaya he koi

Pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya he koi

Ya khuda yeh pyar hi hai

Ya

Phir se “chuna” laga gaya koi.

Apke shero se hum ghayal ho gaye,

Apki hasi k hum kayal ho gaye….

50 rupye me 500 sms kya mile,

Sale chappal chor bhi aaj kal shayar ho gaye

Samundar Mein Gehraai Ki Tarah 

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah 

Khuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhe

Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.

Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.

Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.

Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Zindgi me kabi aisa b nzara ho

Dil ko mere kisi ne hasrat se pukara ho

Chandni rat,nadi ka kinara ho

Or

Bs namkeen tumari ho or quarter hmara ho

Nai-nai shaadi thi

nya tha jamana

dulha bechain tha

sunne ko dulhan se gana

dulhan sarmyi

suru kiya gana

bhaiya mere

rakhi k bandhn ko nibhna

Kói gm nhi mgr dil udas h.

Aap se koi kam nhi Mgr 1 aas h.

Bahut he apne Mgr ap khas h.

Emótional/senti mat hona upr sab bkwas he.

Ye tó free k sms khtm krne ka prayas h.............best comedy sms for girlfriend

Agar aap janna chahte h pyar ki gahrai to likhe

I love apna name<space> apne partner ka name

Or bhej dijie

Apne PAPA k no.pe

Wo bataynge pyar ki gahrai............just do it

Wat r d most powerful 3 words other dan I LOVE U?"

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RESULT AA GAYA!!" Ye 3 words bhi haste khelte insan ki ek pal mein duniya badal sakte hain.

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur

Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar..

Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu

Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga!

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?

PAPPU:Lungi.

NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai.....+

Boy:-Me 4 years ka hu, Aur tum?

Girl:-Me bhi 4 years ki hu. 

Boy:-To fir chal na, Sharmana kya?

Girl:-Kahaa??

Boy- polio ki dawai pine..Doo bund jindagi ka

SINDHI 2 GUJRATI:

Aap kya lenge thanda ya garam?

GUJRATI: Dono hi mangwado

Sindi:sunti ho?

2 glass pani le aana,

1 freezer se

aur

2sra geezer se.

Purani Kahawat Hai Ki Sone Ki Time 

Tension Ko Saath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye 

Lekin Phir B Log Pata Nahi Q 

Apni Biwi Ko Apne Sath Le Kar Sote Hain. .

Ek Haqeeqat..

girlfriend Saath Ho To Hotel Bill.. 

Girlfriend Door Ho To Mobile Bill..

Or Girlfriend Door Ho Jaye To

Daroo Ka Bill 

Isliye Na Lagao Dil....Na Aayega Bill.

welcome to sach ka samna "jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai"...

to apka pehla sawal......

kya apne mandir se chapal churana chhod diya hai.................best comedy for friends

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