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Hindi Jokes In English

Chaudhari Sahab ka Ladka

Ek baar ek chaudhari sahab apne ladke ke liye Ladki dekhne gaye..

Ladki kuchh jyada hi kaali thi, jaise ki Ulta tawa… Chaudhari sahab ko bilkul pasand nahin aayi!

Ladki ka baap bola: Chaudhari sahab ladki pasand kar jaao, Car de denge dahej mein!

Chaudhari bola: Bhai tu to car de dega, Agar yeh kala janum hamare ghar aa gaya, to agli peedi mein hamein hamari ladki byaahne ke liye Truck dena padega!!

Height of Attitude

“Height of Attitude”

A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..

Plz Do Not Make Noise By

Dropping Coins…!!

Use Currency Notes..!! :-D

Pappu in a Bar letting people enjoy

Pappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”

Bar man processed his request and gave him his

meal and everyone else their meals.

When they finished enjoying their meal he

shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”

Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying

Pappu is “The Man”.

When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again:

“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . .

Pappu’s funeral is tomorrow at 10 am

Ek bhootni, Naai ki dukaan par

Ek bhootni baal katwane gayi, insaan ke vesh mein..

Bhootni: Baal katwane hain…

Naai (Salon): baad mein aana, abhi busy hoon..

tabhi.. bhotni ka jawab sunkar naai beshosh!!

Aisa kya kaha bhootni ne, ki wo behosh ho gaya?

Mundi rakhkar jaa rahi hoon Step-Cut kar dena… Baad mein le jaunga!! :-D :-P

Two GIRLS Playing Chess!

Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess…

(Joke Doesn’t End Here)

GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai…

GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf unth!

(The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either)

Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai…

BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain…

Both GIRLS: Nahi… Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge…

BOY: Chalo Yaar… Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela…

Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge…

BOY: Okay… Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga…

Both GIRLS: Yupee… Phir Thik Hai…

(The Joke Still Doesn’t End)

Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai…

GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar… Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!

GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Arre Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume…

GIRL 1: Kaise?

GIRL 2: Woh Lefty Hi Hoga…!

Husband, Missing Wife and Car

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.

Inspector : -What is her height?

Husband : -Average, I guess.

Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.

Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.

Inspector : -Color of eyes?

Husband : -Never noticed.

Inspector : -Color of hair?

Husband : -Changes according to season.

Inspector : -What was she wearing?

Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.

Inspector : -Was she driving?

Husband : -Yes.

Inspector : -Color of the car?

Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… and then the husband started

crying…

Inspector: -Don’t worry sir,…We will find your car.

Moral – “men will be men”

India Pakistan World Cup Jokes

15th Feb ko hue India Pakistan Cricket Match mein 6th time (in all world cups) India ne Pak ko hara diya!

Usse pehle aur baad chal rahe whatsapp jokes ka anand lein…

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BEFORE THE MATCH

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Koi bhi jeete, main manta hoon ki dono team achchi bhawna se sirf cricket khele,

Haar-jeet to lagi rehti hai…

Aur haan…