Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

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Filmo mein chote mote role karne wala ek juniour artist,

shyam ko ghar lota to usne apni biwi ko apne sath kaam,

karne wale saathi ke niche leta paya,

Chintu kya kar rahe ho aajkal?

Chintu ne uski biwi ke phelu se sir utaya aur,

aaram se bola - kuch nahi aaj kal to khali hu.

Maan lo, hamare ghar mein koi chor ghush aaye to aap kya kroge?,

jo tum khogi jaaneman,

biwi : mein kyo?

kyu ki ab tak is ghar mein mujhe apni marji se kuch karna naseeb nahi hua. 

Ek hotel ke manager ne hotel mein board lagaya tha,

hamare waiters ko tip dekar unka apmaan n kare,

hotel ke bahar ek waiter ne bhi ek peti tangi,

jispe upar likha tha - apmaan peti. 

Ek din rajpal yadav ek dukan mein koi chij,

kharidane ke liye gaye, counter par khadi khubsurat ladki,

ne muskurate hue kaha - good afternoon sir, aapki kya iccha hai?,

rajpal yadav- meri iccha hai ki mein tumhe apni baaho mein,

kash lu aur dukan se bahar le jakar khub chumu,

lekin mujhe chaiye ek aurvydeic navratan tel ki dibbi. 

Ek dadi wala aadmi bas me khade-khade safar kar raha tha,

ek stop par santa chada, uska hath dande tak tak nahi phucha,

usne uss aadmi ki dhadhi pakad li, dadi wale ko bohat gussa aaya,

usne santa se kaha – meri dhadi chod do,

santa ne uske aur dekha aur kaha-kya aap yaha utar rahe hai. 

sehar mein Badi sundar party chal rahi thi,

char ganje mehman bin bulaye hi waha phuch gaye,

aur mejbaan se milkar bole – waah kya sundar mehfil hai,

mejban ne unke ganje siro ko gaur se dekha aur bola,

ji haan, aur phir aap sabne yaha aakar char chand laga diye. 

Ek kanjush phalo ki dukan par gaya,

wahan bade mehnat se usne apni pasand ke,

2 apple chate aur dukandar se pucha – kaise diye?

dukandar- 25 rupay ke 2,

kanjus thoda hadbdaya phir usne ek apple wapis rakh,

diya aur bola – yah kitne ka hai? 13 rupey ka ?,

ye lo 12 rupay aur wo dushre wala de do.

ek ladies Doctor ne malika sherawat ki check-up karte hua pucha,

kya abhi pichale dino tumne kisi aur se check up karwaya hai,

malika sharawat boli-nahi, par film industry mein kuch,

naye heros ko sample ke taur pe taste karaya tha.

Parivar kalyan department ke ek aadmi se kisi ne kaha,

kya khak parchar karte ho tum chote parivar ka,

tumhare khud ke hi 6 bache hai,

aadmi ne bade pyaar se jawab diya- aaji iss,

department mei tabadle se pehle vikash vibhag me tha. 

Ek tourist ne ek resturant mein do eggs aur ek tea mangwayi,

jab waiter bill laya to usme do eggs ki price 30 rupay likhi thi ,

tourist- kyu eggs idhar badi mushkil se milte hai kya jo rate ye hai,

waiter- nahi, tourist badi muskil se milte hai ji. 

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Jokes Chutkule