Hindi Nonveg Jokes

Hindi Nonveg Jokes

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Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao. 

” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao. 

” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.

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Do ladies car driving seekh rahi thi

Unke pati:- Yaar meri biwi toh raat ko gear samjh kar hilati rahti hai

Dusra:- Meri biwi toh panty khol kar boli 200 ka daal do Tongue

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Girl to boy- Tum kitne bhai behan ho..

Boy - 6

Girl- kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam nhi tha kya..

Boy - tum kitne ho.

Girl - 1

Boy - Kyo Baap me Dum nhi tha kya....

1. Jangle men shair ki bivi

k sath kisi ne rape kia..

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Shair ne sab jungle walo

ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

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Sab se peechy 1 chooha

b araha tha

Donkey ne poocha tum

kidr ja rhy ho?

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Choohay ne moncho pa

hath pher kr kaha..

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Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai..

2. Do U know Y There is gaps

between fingers?

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No?

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Because!

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Someone will come in your life,

will Hold your hand

& slowly say

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“Le pakar GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga…!”

3. Load shedding ki musibat.

Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.

darwaza knock kia.

Bivi:kon?

Admi:Guddu da abbu!

Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,

phir andar kon hai?

4. MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,

mom Le i sufi,sufi pe atmad jo

tha,suba hui to na sufi tha

na maha..

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3 sal bad maha mili,

7 habib or sultan b thy.

or kro sufi pe atmad…

5. Class one me aik new bachi

admit hui to sb bachon ne

usay phuphi phuphi kehna

shru krdia..

Bachi ne madam ko bula liya

Madam: jin bachon ne is ko

phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..

sb bache kharay hogay siwaay

chotay bachay k..

Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi

nahi kaha?

Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho

ka phupha hoon.

6. Nargis se ek program main

kisi ne sawal poocha:

Aap subah uth k sab se

pehle kya kaam karti hain??

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Nargis:

Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

       Husband is praying before going to bed ...

Wife: What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance.

Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!

  Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,

aap ek baar try karo na!"

Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."

Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-

"kar nahi paaunga"

Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

       Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?

Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.

Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

     GHOR KALYUG:

Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain !

Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?

Boy :Bilkul nahi !

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Girl :To phir rehne de kameene :)

   Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me 

kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru 

kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, 

Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya &

 jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

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